Sunday, 23 October 2011

Diwali ..Wonderful!!

Please note the heavy sarcasm when i say "wonderful'. I mean i love the whole "festival of lights" thingy and the whole sweets and spending time with my family . But i hate the damn noise outside!!!
I think i have been scared of the goddamn firecrackers all my life. Loud, scary, smoke and fire. I hate the whole freaking package of it! Smoke, fire and TOO MUCH DAMN NOISE!! Three of my biggest fears. The worst part is that everyone else loves it. Revels in the smoke that friggin chokes you and makes you feel like someone is smothering you . The crackers which are more likely to explode in your face and leave looking like Freddy Krueger in Nightmare of Elm Street. If you want to live dangerously why don't you just scar your face like the Joker in Dark Knight ( May he RIP) and then go terrorizing the people of freaking Gotham City!!
The sad and quite ironic point is that i think the crackers will kill us faster than the police.

So , basically my point is to everyone in India and abroad who celebrate Diwali. It is the festival of lights not blasts or damage. Spend time with your family , eat sweets , watch tv but for God's and Ram's sake don't use crackers! Make it a smoke and damage free Diwali!
Cheers to everyone!!